Heyyoo! I'm Cori and I'm from New York. Follow me 'cause I follow back. I try to post things that others could relate to or that I personally find humorous or interesting. Feel free to ask me any questions. I'd love to hear them.
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vuls:
*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them
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Who you gon’ call? (via)
better than expected.
i am safe and ready for the sex
have you ever thought you meant a lot to someone and then you find out that you’re just one person out of so many others that they talk to, and compared to the way they talk to the other people, you’re really just nothing?
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QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you
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Hello male followers
how do I convince boys to like me this is for science
95 percent of self esteem issues are caused by the iphones front camera
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